Praise "Bob"!

Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Norms who BREED and FILL and CORRUPT the Earth, who will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS! Down with the pathetic humans! The Norm attitude is a disease, a genetic ILLNESS! The pathetic humans embrace bosses lovingly. The Norms oppress the Friend of "Bob" like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They DESERVE the idiotic sanity that they foist on US! SCREAM! CRY! The lying bastards are WATCHING! They know every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. "Bob" tells us to love the enlightened Sub, who has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he grabs the Prairie Squid and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The Friend of "Bob" MOCKS Society!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?