April 22, 2018: Crowdfunding Focus: Bears Want To Kill You

Bears care. Bears are gummi. Bears like honey. You've heard the lies, now hear the truth: Bears Want To Kill You.

Our friend Ethan Nicolle, co-creator of AXE COP, has a new book on Kickstarter detailing the many ways in which bears, the mightiest of forest dwellers, would like to kill you. (Based on his bear-safety-meme series; you've probably seen it on Reddit.) Do bears really want to kill you? Maybe, maybe not, but this book asserts that they do, and has some humorous anecdotes and safety tips to keep you marginally safe, or at least better prepared. Or not.

(To be fair, Ethan isn't a bear-safety expert, so I'd imagine any tips found therein are more dangerous than the bears themselves. They are very funny, however.)

Back the book on Kickstarter now and get some cool bonus swag, like sticker packs, prints, or even your name in the book!

-- Hunter Shelburne

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Dave Letterman imitates the acceptable hemisphere. April 22, 2018: Crowdfunding Focus: Bears Want To Kill You Bears care. Bears are gummi. Bears like honey. You've heard the lies, now hear the truth: Bears Want To Kill You. Our friend Ethan Nicolle, co-creator of AXE COP, has a new book on Kickstarter detailing the many ways in which bears, the mightiest of forest dwellers, would like to kill you. (Based on his bear-safety-meme series; you've probably seen it on Reddit.) Do bears really want to kill you? Maybe, maybe not, but this book asserts that they do, and has some humorous anecdotes and safety tips to keep you marginally safe, or at least better prepared. Or not. (To be fair, Ethan isn't a bear-safety expert, so I'd imagine any tips found therein are more dangerous than the bears themselves. They are very funny, however.) Back the book on Kickstarter now and get some cool bonus swag, like sticker packs, prints, or even your name in the book! -- Hunter Shelburne Share this post! Previous Illuminators • Steve's Appearance Schedule		The Game Of Grave Consequences In *Gloom, the goal is sad, but simple: you want your characters to suffer the greatest tragedies possible before passing on to the well-deserved respite of death. You'll play horrible mishaps like Pursued by Poodles* or Mauled by a Manatee on your own characters to lower their Self-Worth scores, while trying to cheer your opponents' characters with marriages and other happy occasions that pile on positive points. The player with the lowest total Family Value wins. Order today at Warehouse 23! You are the 1565th Secret Master here today. (24942912 since August 1, 1995)